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My doctor said i had a very rare disease and I asked what it was called.

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"1 2 3 thats enough for me!" i said

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I decided to try out the new anti-gravity shoes which would allow me to jump higher than a skyscraper and safely float back down.

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I woke up and walked to get a glass of water, and then found out our carbon monoxide detector was broken.

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My school had a guy who told us that our attendance to class mattered everyday on the announcements.

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Somebody told me you can make houses out of living things like trees.

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After i became a wizard the real torture for my enemies wasn't when i shrunk them down to the size of an action figure.

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Its official, humanity is alone in the universe.

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I cant believe it, it actually works.

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A new study showed that conciousness was a form of matter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My doctor said i had a very rare disease and I asked what it was called.	27
"1 2 3 thats enough for me!" i said	24
I decided to try out the new anti-gravity shoes which would allow me to jump higher than a skyscraper and safely float back down.	22
I woke up and walked to get a glass of water, and then found out our carbon monoxide detector was broken.	19
My school had a guy who told us that our attendance to class mattered everyday on the announcements.	16
Somebody told me you can make houses out of living things like trees.	15
After i became a wizard the real torture for my enemies wasn't when i shrunk them down to the size of an action figure.	15
Its official, humanity is alone in the universe.	14
I cant believe it, it actually works.	14
A new study showed that conciousness was a form of matter.	14