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A lot of posts on here about about parents killing their kids.

641 upvotes • DropoutJedi

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“I just want a couple hundred bucks.” I shrugged to the genie, knowing any vague wish would inevitably become tragic.

641 upvotes • Beretta_Vough

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To my horror, the dental records of the month's deceased cadaver were an exact match to my wife's.

641 upvotes • MammothFormal1

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"911, please state the location and nature of your emergency."

641 upvotes • ToshMagosh

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Finally the rapture came and I was ready to go with my savior

641 upvotes • RefrigeratorSoggy917

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I couldn't wait to go out and play Cowboys with my friends, knowing they'd all be jealous of my new toy.

641 upvotes • saltysaltybabyboy

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It has been months since I've been declared the first man on mars.

641 upvotes • puteqx2

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“What do you get when you cross a human and alligator?”

641 upvotes • Rathbane12

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After hours of surgery, we finally modified our subject’s retinas so he could fully see the ultraviolet spectrum.

640 upvotes • okonkwos_gun

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I heard everyone that has ever loved me screaming at me to not jump.

640 upvotes • Hourse005

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A lot of posts on here about about parents killing their kids.	641	DropoutJedi
“I just want a couple hundred bucks.” I shrugged to the genie, knowing any vague wish would inevitably become tragic.	641	Beretta_Vough
To my horror, the dental records of the month's deceased cadaver were an exact match to my wife's.	641	MammothFormal1
"911, please state the location and nature of your emergency."	641	ToshMagosh
Finally the rapture came and I was ready to go with my savior	641	RefrigeratorSoggy917
I couldn't wait to go out and play Cowboys with my friends, knowing they'd all be jealous of my new toy.	641	saltysaltybabyboy
It has been months since I've been declared the first man on mars.	641	puteqx2
“What do you get when you cross a human and alligator?”	641	Rathbane12
After hours of surgery, we finally modified our subject’s retinas so he could fully see the ultraviolet spectrum.	640	okonkwos_gun
I heard everyone that has ever loved me screaming at me to not jump.	640	Hourse005