/u/Beretta_Vough's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I opened another pack of cigarettes as she admonished me, “You know, those things can kill you.”

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“Dear Satan, mum and dad said you’re not real and I and will never get any gifts, so I hope you’d visit us to prove them wrong.”

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“I just want a couple hundred bucks.” I shrugged to the genie, knowing any vague wish would inevitably become tragic.

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As we spiraled downward into the earth below, I squeezed my eyes shut with the passengers’ screams echoing in the cabin.

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I woke up in an empty room, surrounded by the strangely familiar humming of a machine.

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Seeing how this year is going, they sent me back in time to prevent the tragedies before they could happen.

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On All Hallow’s Eve, we dress in black and walk about to give each other a fright.

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“Don’t worry, stage fright is perfectly normal for stand-up comedians, especially if you have to improvise.”

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“You’re almost at 20 million likes!” Her manager told her, “Pretty soon you’ll be more popular than anyone else on the website!”

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[NOV 2020] The butcher lead me to the back of the shop where the coop is, and asked me to take my pick for Thanksgiving dinner.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I opened another pack of cigarettes as she admonished me, “You know, those things can kill you.”	9459
“Dear Satan, mum and dad said you’re not real and I and will never get any gifts, so I hope you’d visit us to prove them wrong.”	1476
“I just want a couple hundred bucks.” I shrugged to the genie, knowing any vague wish would inevitably become tragic.	641
As we spiraled downward into the earth below, I squeezed my eyes shut with the passengers’ screams echoing in the cabin.	335
I woke up in an empty room, surrounded by the strangely familiar humming of a machine.	77
Seeing how this year is going, they sent me back in time to prevent the tragedies before they could happen.	73
On All Hallow’s Eve, we dress in black and walk about to give each other a fright.	56
“Don’t worry, stage fright is perfectly normal for stand-up comedians, especially if you have to improvise.”	37
“You’re almost at 20 million likes!” Her manager told her, “Pretty soon you’ll be more popular than anyone else on the website!”	20
[NOV 2020] The butcher lead me to the back of the shop where the coop is, and asked me to take my pick for Thanksgiving dinner.	20