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After a busy night, I was awakened by an message from my ex-wife saying that my daughter, who I hadn't seen for 22 years, was in town to see her father for the first time.

622 upvotes • NJ_2707

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Looking around the wreckage of our ship, I remembered that the human body could survive being cut in half for around 15 seconds.

622 upvotes • LemonsLiesandLuigi

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In a fit of sudden resolve, Reddit's founder eradicated all third-party apps, believing he was safeguarding his creation.

622 upvotes • StanleyLock

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It wasn’t that Sharon couldn’t forgive her husband for cheating on her, after all everyone makes mistakes.

622 upvotes • SlateTheWereRat

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I watched in horror as my friends were devoured while all I could do was smile.

621 upvotes • AlStew520

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My adult son still believes in the tooth fairy.

621 upvotes • Redditimus

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Emily wanted to be sexy and sent her boyfriend a nude selfie from the bathroom.

621 upvotes • HeadOfSpectre

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"Will it be a boy or a girl?" the old lady in the grocery store asked me while looking at my belly.

621 upvotes • BlackBRST

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My mother died shortly after I was born, but my father gave me the name she chose for me; what she wanted more than anything in the world.

621 upvotes • Metal_Miel

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I finally bought myself the new smartwatch, which is able to track all my vital stats.

621 upvotes • Kluftente

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a busy night, I was awakened by an message from my ex-wife saying that my daughter, who I hadn't seen for 22 years, was in town to see her father for the first time.	622	NJ_2707
Looking around the wreckage of our ship, I remembered that the human body could survive being cut in half for around 15 seconds.	622	LemonsLiesandLuigi
In a fit of sudden resolve, Reddit's founder eradicated all third-party apps, believing he was safeguarding his creation.	622	StanleyLock
It wasn’t that Sharon couldn’t forgive her husband for cheating on her, after all everyone makes mistakes.	622	SlateTheWereRat
I watched in horror as my friends were devoured while all I could do was smile.	621	AlStew520
My adult son still believes in the tooth fairy.	621	Redditimus
Emily wanted to be sexy and sent her boyfriend a nude selfie from the bathroom.	621	HeadOfSpectre
"Will it be a boy or a girl?" the old lady in the grocery store asked me while looking at my belly.	621	BlackBRST
My mother died shortly after I was born, but my father gave me the name she chose for me; what she wanted more than anything in the world.	621	Metal_Miel
I finally bought myself the new smartwatch, which is able to track all my vital stats.	621	Kluftente