/u/HeadOfSpectre's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the genie gave my boyfriend the chance to change one thing about me, he thought for a moment before saying: "Nut Allergy."

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The Old Grimoire said I needed to sacrifice the child to resurrect my husband.

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He called me beautiful as he kissed my lips.

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My daughter was so happy when she told me about how Mrs. Daniels at her daycare would play with her.

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Emily wanted to be sexy and sent her boyfriend a nude selfie from the bathroom.

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I didn't know a burrito could solve a murder!

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I was relieved when they found the girl next doors missing dog.

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I wondered who that man was coming closer to me, it was the first time I'd seen him.

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My crew and I caught a mermaid once.

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After my childhood friends moved away, I always hoped I'd see them again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the genie gave my boyfriend the chance to change one thing about me, he thought for a moment before saying: "Nut Allergy."	2870
The Old Grimoire said I needed to sacrifice the child to resurrect my husband.	2275
He called me beautiful as he kissed my lips.	1124
My daughter was so happy when she told me about how Mrs. Daniels at her daycare would play with her.	881
Emily wanted to be sexy and sent her boyfriend a nude selfie from the bathroom.	621
I didn't know a burrito could solve a murder!	462
I was relieved when they found the girl next doors missing dog.	333
I wondered who that man was coming closer to me, it was the first time I'd seen him.	151
My crew and I caught a mermaid once.	149
After my childhood friends moved away, I always hoped I'd see them again.	103