/u/HeadOfSpectre's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I really enjoyed the meatloaf my Mother made!

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After work, I like to unwind by cracking open a cold one with the boys.

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It was expensive but after I made my car up to look like Lightning McQueen, the kids on my street came running to see it!

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You could say I've made a scientific breakthrough as I now know why the mummies faces were frozen in silent screams.

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I looked up to see the great and terrible form of the Pale Bird descending upon me.

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On the morning after I hooked up with the girl it my dreams, I made her chocolate peanut butter pancakes.

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Feeling my boyfriends fingers over my hand soothed my fears.

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I never thought about how odd it was that I got sleepy after taking my medication. NSFW

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My boyfriend always said he 'had that dawg in him.'

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What do you mean 'that wasn't the gynecologist?'

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I really enjoyed the meatloaf my Mother made!	72
After work, I like to unwind by cracking open a cold one with the boys.	38
It was expensive but after I made my car up to look like Lightning McQueen, the kids on my street came running to see it!	20
You could say I've made a scientific breakthrough as I now know why the mummies faces were frozen in silent screams.	19
I looked up to see the great and terrible form of the Pale Bird descending upon me.	11
On the morning after I hooked up with the girl it my dreams, I made her chocolate peanut butter pancakes.	8
Feeling my boyfriends fingers over my hand soothed my fears.	6
I never thought about how odd it was that I got sleepy after taking my medication. NSFW	1
My boyfriend always said he 'had that dawg in him.'	1
What do you mean 'that wasn't the gynecologist?'	1