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I've never believed in magic so when my wife found a doll that looked eerily like me, I told her to just throw it away.

576 upvotes • jotusery

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I could hear all the people groaning as I walked past, mumbling about how they hated it there and wanted to leave.

576 upvotes • HornyBeesWithDaggers

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I opened my mouth like the man said.

576 upvotes • Dangerous-Reward952

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For centuries we have lived in the darkness, unable to get close enough to you with your campfires and lanterns.

576 upvotes • elfmere

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Realizing she had forgotten to lock the doors, Julie yelled to the footsteps on the stairs," Mark will you lock the door before you come up?"

576 upvotes • tripdad33

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One man's trash

576 upvotes • Born_Literature_7670

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[NOV22] Timmy’s corpse still twitched on the pressure plate as the hidden door scraped open.

576 upvotes • Lanky_Shirt_1739

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I'd definitely not recommend getting a hickey.

576 upvotes • facts_of_tv

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"I WISH WE NEVER HAD YOU!" i yelled, in the midst of another argument with my teenage son.

576 upvotes • Puns4Life_

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AITA for hitting my wife after I came home from a long work day and realized she never made dinner for me?

576 upvotes • itxx_arii

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've never believed in magic so when my wife found a doll that looked eerily like me, I told her to just throw it away.	576	jotusery
I could hear all the people groaning as I walked past, mumbling about how they hated it there and wanted to leave.	576	HornyBeesWithDaggers
I opened my mouth like the man said.	576	Dangerous-Reward952
For centuries we have lived in the darkness, unable to get close enough to you with your campfires and lanterns.	576	elfmere
Realizing she had forgotten to lock the doors, Julie yelled to the footsteps on the stairs," Mark will you lock the door before you come up?"	576	tripdad33
One man's trash	576	Born_Literature_7670
[NOV22] Timmy’s corpse still twitched on the pressure plate as the hidden door scraped open.	576	Lanky_Shirt_1739
I'd definitely not recommend getting a hickey.	576	facts_of_tv
"I WISH WE NEVER HAD YOU!" i yelled, in the midst of another argument with my teenage son.	576	Puns4Life_
AITA for hitting my wife after I came home from a long work day and realized she never made dinner for me?	576	itxx_arii