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Evacuation numbers have been assigned.

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This morning Daddy yelled at me for playing doctor, but I think he’s just grumpy since he’s had that cold.

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Despite my abusive upbringing, I still see my parents every once in a while.

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My little cat climbs onto my chest and begins to purr like she does every morning.

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She locks the windows, checks them twice, then bolts the door.

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The worst part about learning you live in the home of a former serial killer isn’t ghosts or even having cops dig up your basement.

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Most women would complain about the extra laundry, but I’m just glad my husband is finally working again.

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For a frozen moment on the Bering Sea, the fishermen forgot the cold, their hunger, and empty nets, and simply gazed at the reflected Northern Lights dancing upon the water.

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She relished the quiet morning hours, especially when the kids slept in, like today.

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“It’s not your land”, they said, pushing the hysterical old squatter aside so they could continue surveying the proposed Memorial site.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Evacuation numbers have been assigned.	8501
This morning Daddy yelled at me for playing doctor, but I think he’s just grumpy since he’s had that cold.	8412
Despite my abusive upbringing, I still see my parents every once in a while.	4190
My little cat climbs onto my chest and begins to purr like she does every morning.	3815
She locks the windows, checks them twice, then bolts the door.	3514
The worst part about learning you live in the home of a former serial killer isn’t ghosts or even having cops dig up your basement.	3484
Most women would complain about the extra laundry, but I’m just glad my husband is finally working again.	2933
For a frozen moment on the Bering Sea, the fishermen forgot the cold, their hunger, and empty nets, and simply gazed at the reflected Northern Lights dancing upon the water.	2896
She relished the quiet morning hours, especially when the kids slept in, like today.	2341
“It’s not your land”, they said, pushing the hysterical old squatter aside so they could continue surveying the proposed Memorial site.	2066