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When we were children my friend always told me he would make me famous one day

568 upvotes • sugar-soad

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“I’d never wanted to be a mother” I thought to myself as I looked down at my daughter.

568 upvotes • Zee_has_cookies

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"Press the green button to incinerate the building, or press the red button to wed me, my dear," he rasped.

568 upvotes • pettywap16

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"Don't worry, it'll be perfectly fine," I lie to my assistant as I help her climb into the little box.

568 upvotes • felix_felicis2020

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"This can't be!" the televangelist screamed at the skies as he watched the very atheist he condemned yesterday ascend to heaven while he himself stayed on earth.

568 upvotes • monk_bard_warrior

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I should have known not to overdose with those unnamed (but cheap) pills from that crazy back-alley man.

568 upvotes • wolvesinmothercare

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I love working at a slaughter house.

568 upvotes • leileilei0301

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"Shall we tie the knot?", my husband said, with tears filling his eyes.

568 upvotes • BlurpSrydude

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[JUN22] I always keep an axe by my bed in case of intruders, and this time, the fools set off the security system.

568 upvotes • MeLikeMeows

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Cloning yourself costs hundreds of millions of dollars, especially if you want the clone to be physically perfect and carry all your memories.

568 upvotes • NoneOfThisIsFine

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When we were children my friend always told me he would make me famous one day	568	sugar-soad
“I’d never wanted to be a mother” I thought to myself as I looked down at my daughter.	568	Zee_has_cookies
"Press the green button to incinerate the building, or press the red button to wed me, my dear," he rasped.	568	pettywap16
"Don't worry, it'll be perfectly fine," I lie to my assistant as I help her climb into the little box.	568	felix_felicis2020
"This can't be!" the televangelist screamed at the skies as he watched the very atheist he condemned yesterday ascend to heaven while he himself stayed on earth.	568	monk_bard_warrior
I should have known not to overdose with those unnamed (but cheap) pills from that crazy back-alley man.	568	wolvesinmothercare
I love working at a slaughter house.	568	leileilei0301
"Shall we tie the knot?", my husband said, with tears filling his eyes.	568	BlurpSrydude
[JUN22] I always keep an axe by my bed in case of intruders, and this time, the fools set off the security system.	568	MeLikeMeows
Cloning yourself costs hundreds of millions of dollars, especially if you want the clone to be physically perfect and carry all your memories.	568	NoneOfThisIsFine