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I saw my wife again today.

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Cloning yourself costs hundreds of millions of dollars, especially if you want the clone to be physically perfect and carry all your memories.

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I didn’t cry when she said she was leaving me or when she walked out the door.

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“Do you think zombies are real?” my date asked.

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The last tests of the time machine complete, I prepared to go back in time to fix this demented hellscape.

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As I return home, way past curfew yet again, I try to slip through the front door unnoticed.

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“The perfect murder” I thought as she gave me a trusting smile and jumped from the plane.

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I smile as I watch my daughter play, thinking that she is the perfect combination of her parents.

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I burst the doors of the reception hall open, fly to the head table, and furiously sweep the crystal and china to the floor.

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After years of lessons, struggle, deprivation, and torture, today she was finally graduating.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw my wife again today.	756
Cloning yourself costs hundreds of millions of dollars, especially if you want the clone to be physically perfect and carry all your memories.	568
I didn’t cry when she said she was leaving me or when she walked out the door.	288
“Do you think zombies are real?” my date asked.	286
The last tests of the time machine complete, I prepared to go back in time to fix this demented hellscape.	272
As I return home, way past curfew yet again, I try to slip through the front door unnoticed.	193
“The perfect murder” I thought as she gave me a trusting smile and jumped from the plane.	129
I smile as I watch my daughter play, thinking that she is the perfect combination of her parents.	119
I burst the doors of the reception hall open, fly to the head table, and furiously sweep the crystal and china to the floor.	98
After years of lessons, struggle, deprivation, and torture, today she was finally graduating.	56