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The weight loss surgery was incredibly cheap.

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The astronomers stayed completely silent.

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I sipped the warm, rich broth as I looked across the table at the emaciated face of Jared, “Mike?”

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He swatted repeatedly, wildly, all around but finally, with a resounding “Smack!”, ended the life of the bloodsucking mosquito.

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The picture shows me standing next to a gorgeous woman with kind eyes while two young children stand on either side of us, hugging our legs.

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At first light, as the elf opens his eyes, I slit his throat.

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Mr. Secretary General, I can report with utmost confidence that through unprecedented cooperation and the sacrifice of hundreds of millions of lives, the alien invasion has been repelled.

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Her voice awakens me “Yeah, it doesn’t matter what we do to him, he never remembers when he….”

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[MAR23] Snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, and snake.

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It was finally happening, and the traitors were being rounded up for trial and execution.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The weight loss surgery was incredibly cheap.	40
The astronomers stayed completely silent.	37
I sipped the warm, rich broth as I looked across the table at the emaciated face of Jared, “Mike?”	24
He swatted repeatedly, wildly, all around but finally, with a resounding “Smack!”, ended the life of the bloodsucking mosquito.	18
The picture shows me standing next to a gorgeous woman with kind eyes while two young children stand on either side of us, hugging our legs.	18
At first light, as the elf opens his eyes, I slit his throat.	17
Mr. Secretary General, I can report with utmost confidence that through unprecedented cooperation and the sacrifice of hundreds of millions of lives, the alien invasion has been repelled.	17
Her voice awakens me “Yeah, it doesn’t matter what we do to him, he never remembers when he….”	15
[MAR23] Snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, and snake.	14
It was finally happening, and the traitors were being rounded up for trial and execution.	12