/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He screamed ,"Bear!" before he was torn in half.

513 upvotes • PikachuAttorney

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I decided I didn't want to kill myself after all...

513 upvotes • ZombieRedditer9188

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"Never dip your dick in crazy", they say, but that's difficult advice to follow when "crazy" is out-of-my-league hot and is telling me she's dying to let her inner freak out.

513 upvotes • dreadpiratewombat

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Whenever I gave my dog a bone, he would bury it in the forest behind my house.

513 upvotes • xTheBookFiendx

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“I’ve picked up five healthy life-signs in the spacecraft!” The scientist exclaimed.

513 upvotes • BrianHotshot

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Well, of course there’s a monster in your closet.

513 upvotes • ohnoanotherstory

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Blue is such a pretty color, so vibrant, so fresh, and always so complimentary looking.

513 upvotes • Zestyclose-Promise

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She always makes a spectacle of spraying her homemade "monster spray" under her son's bed before she tucks him in each night.

513 upvotes • marcal213

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I smiled one night as I put my ear to the door and heard my daughter's voice quietly singing.

513 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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My baby started speaking in full sentences this morning.

513 upvotes • UrDadTxtMe

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He screamed ,"Bear!" before he was torn in half.	513	PikachuAttorney
I decided I didn't want to kill myself after all...	513	ZombieRedditer9188
"Never dip your dick in crazy", they say, but that's difficult advice to follow when "crazy" is out-of-my-league hot and is telling me she's dying to let her inner freak out.	513	dreadpiratewombat
Whenever I gave my dog a bone, he would bury it in the forest behind my house.	513	xTheBookFiendx
“I’ve picked up five healthy life-signs in the spacecraft!” The scientist exclaimed.	513	BrianHotshot
Well, of course there’s a monster in your closet.	513	ohnoanotherstory
Blue is such a pretty color, so vibrant, so fresh, and always so complimentary looking.	513	Zestyclose-Promise
She always makes a spectacle of spraying her homemade "monster spray" under her son's bed before she tucks him in each night.	513	marcal213
I smiled one night as I put my ear to the door and heard my daughter's voice quietly singing.	513	incredibleinkpen
My baby started speaking in full sentences this morning.	513	UrDadTxtMe