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The party was wild and I was having a lot of fun until I started choking on food.

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As I entered the shower, I realized something was horribly wrong...

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I decided I didn't want to kill myself after all...

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Using all my strength, I managed to pry open the bear trap.

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My friend claimed he's good at diving, but I know he's lying.

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I have three dogs; all loyal to me.

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The nails had been hammered in quite hard.

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One minute left can mean a lot of different things-in terms of a walk, not much.

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I worked at a nuclear power plant, and I saw a spider on my haz-mat suit

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The party was wild and I was having a lot of fun until I started choking on food.	9166
As I entered the shower, I realized something was horribly wrong...	774
I decided I didn't want to kill myself after all...	513
Using all my strength, I managed to pry open the bear trap.	203
My friend claimed he's good at diving, but I know he's lying.	164
I have three dogs; all loyal to me.	126
The nails had been hammered in quite hard.	68
One minute left can mean a lot of different things-in terms of a walk, not much.	32
I worked at a nuclear power plant, and I saw a spider on my haz-mat suit	21