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With his head on the chopping block, the man begged God, "Please, I don't want to die right now!"

512 upvotes • brokensilence32

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I calculated that it would take around 15 minutes for my message to reach the colony on mars, and another 15 for me to receive the answer.

512 upvotes • byTreneib

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“We don’t serve that here” the waiter replied to me.

512 upvotes • Plastic-Club-5497

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"This chest freezer is the perfect size storage for a family of four," the salesman told me.

511 upvotes • Monechetti

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I can tell who in my family is coming up the stairs, by the pattern and sound their foot steps make.

511 upvotes • 3DeadBeatMeat3

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It really turns my boyfriend on when I give him oral sex in public restrooms.

511 upvotes • palad

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After 3 days I finally found a good side with my ex-wife.

511 upvotes • shodan28

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I started crying when that bitch Ryan shoved me in my locker.

511 upvotes • [deleted]

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Some people are cat people, others are dog people

511 upvotes • FuntimeLuke0531

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The earth broke apart below me, my body rupturing as it froze in the vacuum of space as I drifted into the infinite void.

511 upvotes • ruinrunner9

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With his head on the chopping block, the man begged God, "Please, I don't want to die right now!"	512	brokensilence32
I calculated that it would take around 15 minutes for my message to reach the colony on mars, and another 15 for me to receive the answer.	512	byTreneib
“We don’t serve that here” the waiter replied to me.	512	Plastic-Club-5497
"This chest freezer is the perfect size storage for a family of four," the salesman told me.	511	Monechetti
I can tell who in my family is coming up the stairs, by the pattern and sound their foot steps make.	511	3DeadBeatMeat3
It really turns my boyfriend on when I give him oral sex in public restrooms.	511	palad
After 3 days I finally found a good side with my ex-wife.	511	shodan28
I started crying when that bitch Ryan shoved me in my locker.	511	[deleted]
Some people are cat people, others are dog people	511	FuntimeLuke0531
The earth broke apart below me, my body rupturing as it froze in the vacuum of space as I drifted into the infinite void.	511	ruinrunner9