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“I assumed the pregnancy test was an obvious false positive, until I felt the kicking,”

463 upvotes • JamesTIA

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My Daddy drunkenly leaned over my shoulder and pointed out the window, "there's the man that wants you dead"

462 upvotes • DarkHorseStoryTeller

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None of the other kids in school would play with me.

462 upvotes • MountainCat7u

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I see a picture of the serial killer with the caption: "SERIAL KILLER AT LARGE. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT NIGHT. CURFEW 9:00."

462 upvotes • Thats_The_Real_Tea

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I didn't know a burrito could solve a murder!

462 upvotes • HeadOfSpectre

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"Next in line"

462 upvotes • [deleted]

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My rich parents wanted to give me what they never had growing up

462 upvotes • shortstory1

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Whew, they finally took that weird thing off my head!

462 upvotes • EffectiveLoser

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“When did I get so much nose and ear hair,” I asked as I looked in the mirror.

462 upvotes • GreenBPacker

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When I told my father I wasn't going to put up with beatings anymore he grinned and said, "You're shittin' me!"

462 upvotes • justadair

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I assumed the pregnancy test was an obvious false positive, until I felt the kicking,”	463	JamesTIA
My Daddy drunkenly leaned over my shoulder and pointed out the window, "there's the man that wants you dead"	462	DarkHorseStoryTeller
None of the other kids in school would play with me.	462	MountainCat7u
I see a picture of the serial killer with the caption: "SERIAL KILLER AT LARGE. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT NIGHT. CURFEW 9:00."	462	Thats_The_Real_Tea
I didn't know a burrito could solve a murder!	462	HeadOfSpectre
"Next in line"	462	[deleted]
My rich parents wanted to give me what they never had growing up	462	shortstory1
Whew, they finally took that weird thing off my head!	462	EffectiveLoser
“When did I get so much nose and ear hair,” I asked as I looked in the mirror.	462	GreenBPacker
When I told my father I wasn't going to put up with beatings anymore he grinned and said, "You're shittin' me!"	462	justadair