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Kids say the darndest things.

413 upvotes • jmerridew124

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With a heavy heart, we decided to sell our baby because we have too many mouths to feed and just could not afford another child.

413 upvotes • Tsun_Loki

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I thought I was a victim of a prank by my idiot friends when pictures of me sleeping were posted on an auction site while browsing my phone in the toilet.

413 upvotes • snookiescookies111

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When I was born my mother suffered from a post-partum-mental-disorder, convinced that I was not her child but a fairy changeling...

413 upvotes • sleeplessfromdreams

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"She deserves better than an abusive husband and a psychopathic son," he said.

413 upvotes • justadair

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"It's...swimming," he said with a shaky voice.

413 upvotes • Wearing_human_skin

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“Sarge! I found a survivor!” said the police officer that found me bleeding out, lying beside my mom’s body.

413 upvotes • viarce

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To the heartless bastard fuck who put Nair in a shampoo bottle, I’ll see you in hell. NSFW

413 upvotes • Sickness4D_THICCness

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"Don't cry over spilled milk."

413 upvotes • vegasvargas

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"See mom?" said the girl, as a four-armed boy with black eyes stepped out of the mirror "I told you he isn't an imaginary friend!"

413 upvotes • Ryzuhtal

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Kids say the darndest things.	413	jmerridew124
With a heavy heart, we decided to sell our baby because we have too many mouths to feed and just could not afford another child.	413	Tsun_Loki
I thought I was a victim of a prank by my idiot friends when pictures of me sleeping were posted on an auction site while browsing my phone in the toilet.	413	snookiescookies111
When I was born my mother suffered from a post-partum-mental-disorder, convinced that I was not her child but a fairy changeling...	413	sleeplessfromdreams
"She deserves better than an abusive husband and a psychopathic son," he said.	413	justadair
"It's...swimming," he said with a shaky voice.	413	Wearing_human_skin
“Sarge! I found a survivor!” said the police officer that found me bleeding out, lying beside my mom’s body.	413	viarce
To the heartless bastard fuck who put Nair in a shampoo bottle, I’ll see you in hell. NSFW	413	Sickness4D_THICCness
"Don't cry over spilled milk."	413	vegasvargas
"See mom?" said the girl, as a four-armed boy with black eyes stepped out of the mirror "I told you he isn't an imaginary friend!"	413	Ryzuhtal