/u/snookiescookies111's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought I was a victim of a prank by my idiot friends when pictures of me sleeping were posted on an auction site while browsing my phone in the toilet.

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My diabetic father finally had his right foot amputated this morning.

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How come when Daddy does it on his Xbox, it makes people say "way to go" and they sound really happy?

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I have always dreamed of living on a far-away island with my husband.

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I found it extremely annoying that the doctor asked me several times if I really wanted the procedure to be done on my toddler son before he started it.

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While walking in the woods leading to our home, I was overwhelmed with relief and happiness when my kidnappers told me I was finally going to be with family after a month or so of captivity.

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Sex with my wife is still as hot as ever through the years. NSFW

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The Rapture finally happened yesterday morning while I was on my way to work.

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On my birthday 20 years ago, Mum told me about my parasitic twin somewhere in my back that she and Dad did not bother to get removed because the doctor said it will disappear by itself as I grew up with controlled doses of antibiotics.

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The sign outside said "Help Wanted," so I went in to apply for the job.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought I was a victim of a prank by my idiot friends when pictures of me sleeping were posted on an auction site while browsing my phone in the toilet.	413
My diabetic father finally had his right foot amputated this morning.	150
How come when Daddy does it on his Xbox, it makes people say "way to go" and they sound really happy?	149
I have always dreamed of living on a far-away island with my husband.	137
I found it extremely annoying that the doctor asked me several times if I really wanted the procedure to be done on my toddler son before he started it.	53
While walking in the woods leading to our home, I was overwhelmed with relief and happiness when my kidnappers told me I was finally going to be with family after a month or so of captivity.	35
Sex with my wife is still as hot as ever through the years. NSFW	30
The Rapture finally happened yesterday morning while I was on my way to work.	26
On my birthday 20 years ago, Mum told me about my parasitic twin somewhere in my back that she and Dad did not bother to get removed because the doctor said it will disappear by itself as I grew up with controlled doses of antibiotics.	24
The sign outside said "Help Wanted," so I went in to apply for the job.	21