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My first kiss went a little like this

396 upvotes • luci73

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Waking up in total darkness, I got up from my bed and blindly groped my way toward the wall to flick the light switch.

396 upvotes • LordOfSun55

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I never thought that my son's nose bleeds would ever be a serious issue.

396 upvotes • AsianBenSwolo

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Finally became a father today!

396 upvotes • YourSauceAndSaviour

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My girlfriend told me I was disgusting for licking the bowl clean after I finished.

396 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle

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"Yes, he's quite easy to deal with, he's got pizza in the fridge so just heat that up for lunch" I smiled as my mother introduced me to my new babysitter.

396 upvotes • BigMistasBBQ

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I could hear the rescue workers talking above where I was buried in rubble.

396 upvotes • Lord_of_Lemons

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The sound of rain is so soothing

396 upvotes • justyn-kempf

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Tonight, over dinner, my dad announced that he was going to beat cancer, cancer was not going to beat him.

396 upvotes • LaNikita14

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When I walked into the party, my brother-in-the-law asked me who was behind my mask, but I didn’t tell him.

396 upvotes • OutsideYourWindow_

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My first kiss went a little like this	396	luci73
Waking up in total darkness, I got up from my bed and blindly groped my way toward the wall to flick the light switch.	396	LordOfSun55
I never thought that my son's nose bleeds would ever be a serious issue.	396	AsianBenSwolo
Finally became a father today!	396	YourSauceAndSaviour
My girlfriend told me I was disgusting for licking the bowl clean after I finished.	396	ClutchingMyTinkle
"Yes, he's quite easy to deal with, he's got pizza in the fridge so just heat that up for lunch" I smiled as my mother introduced me to my new babysitter.	396	BigMistasBBQ
I could hear the rescue workers talking above where I was buried in rubble.	396	Lord_of_Lemons
The sound of rain is so soothing	396	justyn-kempf
Tonight, over dinner, my dad announced that he was going to beat cancer, cancer was not going to beat him.	396	LaNikita14
When I walked into the party, my brother-in-the-law asked me who was behind my mask, but I didn’t tell him.	396	OutsideYourWindow_