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I swear I don’t have it in me to kill someone.

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When I walked into the party, my brother-in-the-law asked me who was behind my mask, but I didn’t tell him.

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When my wife got home from her girl's trip, she told me they visited a psychic.

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As a way to improve myself, I’ve been trying to meet new people.

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I have a confession to make: I’ve been stealing off of people’s porches.

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When I walked into my exchange family’s house, the first thing I noticed was the urn on the mantle.

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After Mom disappeared, Dad decided to redesign her precious garden.

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My neighbor stands in front of his TV and watches static through the night.

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Frustrated by his lack of fame, the man put the gun to his head.

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I bought baby shoes but never got to use them.

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