/r/TwoSentenceHorror
The guy at the bar said he didn’t get how ‘lesbos scissoring’ was satisfying, so my girlfriend and I offered to demonstrate in the bathroom. NSFW
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After having done it, and even though he broke my window, I do feel a little bad about billing a child.
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My parents always joked around when I was younger, saying I had a twin in the attic that they'd replace me with if I misbehaved.
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Having grown up with a violently abusive father, the man thought he’d never meet someone he hated more. NSFW
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Prince Edgar had cut his way through the poisonous brambles, he had survived the gauntlet of seven deaths, and had slayed the ancient wyvern to rescue the fair Princess Alice by awaking her from her cursed slumber with a kiss.
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"Something with my face is stalking me, please send help", was the text I just received from my brother, dated five days earlier.
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