/u/decorativegentleman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The name ‘grandma’ made me feel so old the first time I heard it.

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[APR21] In his final words to me, my son told me he’d sooner die and be reborn a pig than live and work as a farmer like me.

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The ransom letter concluded, “if the money isn’t there by noon tomorrow, your son dies.”

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I watched, terrified, as my little girl leaned over the edge of the well.

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[May21] I heard my child whisper, “mother, may I consume father’s blood too when I’m free?”

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The guy at the bar said he didn’t get how ‘lesbos scissoring’ was satisfying, so my girlfriend and I offered to demonstrate in the bathroom. NSFW

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[AUG21] “Please Mistress, I want to be punished,” he said as I tightened the straps and surveyed my tools. NSFW

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I knew I would come upon abandoned corpses as I climbed toward the peak of Everest.

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It broke my heart when my daughter told me she’d rather live with my ex-wife, Sarah, than me.

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My abortion pills didn’t work when I was carrying my daughter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The name ‘grandma’ made me feel so old the first time I heard it.	12497
[APR21] In his final words to me, my son told me he’d sooner die and be reborn a pig than live and work as a farmer like me.	10806
The ransom letter concluded, “if the money isn’t there by noon tomorrow, your son dies.”	9994
I watched, terrified, as my little girl leaned over the edge of the well.	9905
[May21] I heard my child whisper, “mother, may I consume father’s blood too when I’m free?”	7931
The guy at the bar said he didn’t get how ‘lesbos scissoring’ was satisfying, so my girlfriend and I offered to demonstrate in the bathroom. NSFW	7533
[AUG21] “Please Mistress, I want to be punished,” he said as I tightened the straps and surveyed my tools. NSFW	7502
I knew I would come upon abandoned corpses as I climbed toward the peak of Everest.	3826
It broke my heart when my daughter told me she’d rather live with my ex-wife, Sarah, than me.	3140
My abortion pills didn’t work when I was carrying my daughter.	3029