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My seven year old daughter kept complaining the shower in her bathroom wasn't working right.

385 upvotes • Dramatic_Coast_3233

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I don't like the way that middle aged man is looking at my 14 year old daughter.

384 upvotes • Capon-breath

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My kids were screaming as the intruder was busting through the patio window.

384 upvotes • Lots42

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As I opened my mouth in astonishment that my time machine worked, I realized that I was in the shadow of a giant.

384 upvotes • TheRabidNarwhal

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The girl I drunkenly hooked up with is now pregnant.

384 upvotes • PurpleAngel23

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I laid in bed, listening to my husband cry himself to sleep.

384 upvotes • PurpleAngel23

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I told my daughter to always be strong, and to always stand her ground, no matter the obstacles that life threw at her.

384 upvotes • MopInTheCorner

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I thought switching myself with my expired cellmate in the body bag was the hard part of escaping prison.

384 upvotes • Zodiac72826

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I snooped my boyfriend's search history and blushed when I saw, "how to please her more", "tongue foreplay", and "female erogenous zones."

384 upvotes • MintClicker

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I love the way she looks in bed.

384 upvotes • Username_Tim

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My seven year old daughter kept complaining the shower in her bathroom wasn't working right.	385	Dramatic_Coast_3233
I don't like the way that middle aged man is looking at my 14 year old daughter.	384	Capon-breath
My kids were screaming as the intruder was busting through the patio window.	384	Lots42
As I opened my mouth in astonishment that my time machine worked, I realized that I was in the shadow of a giant.	384	TheRabidNarwhal
The girl I drunkenly hooked up with is now pregnant.	384	PurpleAngel23
I laid in bed, listening to my husband cry himself to sleep.	384	PurpleAngel23
I told my daughter to always be strong, and to always stand her ground, no matter the obstacles that life threw at her.	384	MopInTheCorner
I thought switching myself with my expired cellmate in the body bag was the hard part of escaping prison.	384	Zodiac72826
I snooped my boyfriend's search history and blushed when I saw, "how to please her more", "tongue foreplay", and "female erogenous zones."	384	MintClicker
I love the way she looks in bed.	384	Username_Tim