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My seven year old daughter kept complaining the shower in her bathroom wasn't working right.

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They were all laughing because I'd brought my favourite doll to school.

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I'm an honest businessman because I don't care who I sell my bombs to.

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The girl crawled out of the television screen, hoping to kill the daughter of the house.

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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the prettiest among them all?"

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We decided to go and have a beer on the hockey field after we'd drowned the nerd in the lake.

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I tossed the coin into the well and wished I could see my wife again. She'd died last year.

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He wrapped his arms around me and said that his love for me was true and pure.

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Everyone thinks Bob killed the branch manager because the manager went missing the day after he'd yelled at Bob and then Bob stopped coming to office himself.

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I laid a handful of pills in front of my patient and told him to take two after each meal everyday.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My seven year old daughter kept complaining the shower in her bathroom wasn't working right.	385
They were all laughing because I'd brought my favourite doll to school.	1
I'm an honest businessman because I don't care who I sell my bombs to.	1
The girl crawled out of the television screen, hoping to kill the daughter of the house.	1
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the prettiest among them all?"	1
We decided to go and have a beer on the hockey field after we'd drowned the nerd in the lake.	1
I tossed the coin into the well and wished I could see my wife again. She'd died last year.	1
He wrapped his arms around me and said that his love for me was true and pure.	1
Everyone thinks Bob killed the branch manager because the manager went missing the day after he'd yelled at Bob and then Bob stopped coming to office himself.	1
I laid a handful of pills in front of my patient and told him to take two after each meal everyday.	1