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Even though my dog has been missing for two weeks now, I still wake up with a fresh bone at the foot of my bed.

377 upvotes • Exxile4000

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“Ah finally a nice sandwich” I said excitedly

377 upvotes • cabybaralover

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As I reached for my wallet in the check out line I realized I had forgotten something.

377 upvotes • colinedahl1

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My father told me I would never accomplish anything.

377 upvotes • Cradlespin

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It wasn't my late wife's laugh that scared me.

376 upvotes • akabara64

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

376 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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Some would say filling my pond with piranha is dangerous.

376 upvotes • justMasn

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The first time a machine gained self awareness was in 1997.

376 upvotes • GreatWhiteSnark82

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I was gagging so much, I could no longer beg him to stop.

376 upvotes • All_Tree_All_Shade

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This is the last warning, after that, it will be too late.

376 upvotes • alienonymous2

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Even though my dog has been missing for two weeks now, I still wake up with a fresh bone at the foot of my bed.	377	Exxile4000
“Ah finally a nice sandwich” I said excitedly	377	cabybaralover
As I reached for my wallet in the check out line I realized I had forgotten something.	377	colinedahl1
My father told me I would never accomplish anything.	377	Cradlespin
It wasn't my late wife's laugh that scared me.	376	akabara64
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse	376	NoWingedHussarsToday
Some would say filling my pond with piranha is dangerous.	376	justMasn
The first time a machine gained self awareness was in 1997.	376	GreatWhiteSnark82
I was gagging so much, I could no longer beg him to stop.	376	All_Tree_All_Shade
This is the last warning, after that, it will be too late.	376	alienonymous2