/u/justMasn's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After spending a millennium frozen in a block of ice global warming has finally set me free.

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As I reached for the bleach I knew my obsession with being clean had completely consumed my life.

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My family knew I wanted to be cremated.

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As I pulled the trigger I wondered what eternity in hell would be like.

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As per her final request I scattered my mothers remains at her favorite place.

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I thought being buried alive was the most cruel form of torture imaginable.

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Myself and 23 of the cast members met in the woods for rehearsal.

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I saw my baby pictures on the news.

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Some would say filling my pond with piranha is dangerous.

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I like my women how I like my toast

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After spending a millennium frozen in a block of ice global warming has finally set me free.	6449
As I reached for the bleach I knew my obsession with being clean had completely consumed my life.	3128
My family knew I wanted to be cremated.	1512
As I pulled the trigger I wondered what eternity in hell would be like.	892
As per her final request I scattered my mothers remains at her favorite place.	857
I thought being buried alive was the most cruel form of torture imaginable.	597
Myself and 23 of the cast members met in the woods for rehearsal.	540
I saw my baby pictures on the news.	469
Some would say filling my pond with piranha is dangerous.	376
I like my women how I like my toast	338