/u/justMasn's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I broke the world record today for the longest time standing completely still.

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I beg and scream at every customer who visits to help free me from this prison.

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Dropping the toaster in the bath I imagined the absolute silence and everlasting peace I was about to experience.

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After following behind him for decades today we finally switch places.

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My parents always warned me about the monster in the woods.

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My daughter isn’t very good at hide and seek.

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My wife always waits at the bus stop to pick up the kids.

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I got arrested today desecrating a grave sight.

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For as long as I can remember I’ve always eaten three meals a day.

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“We will be just like Romeo and Juliet” I said as we drank the vial.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I broke the world record today for the longest time standing completely still.	309
I beg and scream at every customer who visits to help free me from this prison.	304
Dropping the toaster in the bath I imagined the absolute silence and everlasting peace I was about to experience.	298
After following behind him for decades today we finally switch places.	276
My parents always warned me about the monster in the woods.	220
My daughter isn’t very good at hide and seek.	197
My wife always waits at the bus stop to pick up the kids.	112
I got arrested today desecrating a grave sight.	108
For as long as I can remember I’ve always eaten three meals a day.	92
“We will be just like Romeo and Juliet” I said as we drank the vial.	92