/u/justMasn's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For nearly a decade my neighbor has been stealing my scarecrows.

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I’ve been working up the courage to kill my wife by killing women who look just like her.

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Laying on the operating table awaiting heart surgery, I listened to the doctors whispering to one another.

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“Get out of my house you monsters” I shrieked firing bullets into their putrid green skin.

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The graveyard is a quiet peaceful place to many.

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My dad works for nasa and I jokingly asked him why he was in such a rush to get to Mars.

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I knew the baby wasn’t mine the day she was born.

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The boy had a hideous scar on his left leg.

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“Can we just skip to the I do’s” I asked the priest.

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Splitting up is always hard.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For nearly a decade my neighbor has been stealing my scarecrows.	83
I’ve been working up the courage to kill my wife by killing women who look just like her.	81
Laying on the operating table awaiting heart surgery, I listened to the doctors whispering to one another.	72
“Get out of my house you monsters” I shrieked firing bullets into their putrid green skin.	68
The graveyard is a quiet peaceful place to many.	67
My dad works for nasa and I jokingly asked him why he was in such a rush to get to Mars.	67
I knew the baby wasn’t mine the day she was born.	56
The boy had a hideous scar on his left leg.	53
“Can we just skip to the I do’s” I asked the priest.	53
Splitting up is always hard.	53