/u/justMasn's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Splitting up is always hard.

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I always wanted to float down the trinity river.

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I had an affair with the sheriffs wife.

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You see a lot of strange people working in an insane asylum.

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My mother makes the greatest smoothies.

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When I saw my ex wife approaching me I became extremely nervous as she was supposed to be serving a life sentence.

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At the zoo, I could see all the monkeys pointing and laughing at me through the glass as they threw treats trying draw me in closer.

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“What do you do with all the teeth you’ve pulled over the years” I asked my dentist.

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I can’t wait to see my family after 5 years in a psyc ward.

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I cannot stress the importance of having good teeth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Splitting up is always hard.	53
I always wanted to float down the trinity river.	50
I had an affair with the sheriffs wife.	48
You see a lot of strange people working in an insane asylum.	45
My mother makes the greatest smoothies.	43
When I saw my ex wife approaching me I became extremely nervous as she was supposed to be serving a life sentence.	42
At the zoo, I could see all the monkeys pointing and laughing at me through the glass as they threw treats trying draw me in closer.	38
“What do you do with all the teeth you’ve pulled over the years” I asked my dentist.	37
I can’t wait to see my family after 5 years in a psyc ward.	37
I cannot stress the importance of having good teeth.	33