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Only show posts with narrations

“Congratulations for being the first Earthling to give birth on planet Proxima Centauri b”, the alien doctor told me, smiling.

361 upvotes • nandemo

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I ran my fingers through her soft, luscious hair; it’s smell so intoxicating, almost orgasmic.

361 upvotes • DanniByrd

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Maggy was a good old dog, even though she liked to bark at strangers.

361 upvotes • marumae

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Me and my Mom are so much alike!

361 upvotes • videomadnezzyt

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We all laughed when the dolphins jumped onto the deck of our ship.

361 upvotes • FacialFollicles

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The serial killer stepped slowly towards my room, and rapped three times onto the door.

361 upvotes • Supcooldude21

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As someone who isnt at all popular, I was overjoyed to see that so many people attended my funeral.

361 upvotes • whorsef

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While stripping off clothes, she asked, “Did you bring protection?”

361 upvotes • St1ng3r2

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Needing emergency surgery, and the nearest hospital over 100 miles away, I had to resort to asking the locals of the small Argentinian village for help.

361 upvotes • aquabot09

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Bring us some figgy pudding, and bring it right here.

361 upvotes • Sigurlion

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Congratulations for being the first Earthling to give birth on planet Proxima Centauri b”, the alien doctor told me, smiling.	361	nandemo
I ran my fingers through her soft, luscious hair; it’s smell so intoxicating, almost orgasmic.	361	DanniByrd
Maggy was a good old dog, even though she liked to bark at strangers.	361	marumae
Me and my Mom are so much alike!	361	videomadnezzyt
We all laughed when the dolphins jumped onto the deck of our ship.	361	FacialFollicles
The serial killer stepped slowly towards my room, and rapped three times onto the door.	361	Supcooldude21
As someone who isnt at all popular, I was overjoyed to see that so many people attended my funeral.	361	whorsef
While stripping off clothes, she asked, “Did you bring protection?”	361	St1ng3r2
Needing emergency surgery, and the nearest hospital over 100 miles away, I had to resort to asking the locals of the small Argentinian village for help.	361	aquabot09
Bring us some figgy pudding, and bring it right here.	361	Sigurlion