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The scarecrow in my grandfather’s cornfield always looked too real to me.

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“You really shouldn’t go that way, ma’am,” the little girl told me.

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While stripping off clothes, she asked, “Did you bring protection?”

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For years, I went to a traveling circus know for its wacky mirrors whenever it came into town.

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“He’s in a better place now.” My mother told me as we stood in front of my father’s grave.

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As a dermatological surgeon, I know how to properly dispose of the excess skin from a patient.

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“I thought you said the trash compactor doesn’t turn on by itself!” My brother’s voice echoed from inside.

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As the Rector for the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna, we have a strict qualification exam.

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I was lucky to have the chance to live in space.

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“I can’t sleep.” My son cried.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The scarecrow in my grandfather’s cornfield always looked too real to me.	1100
“You really shouldn’t go that way, ma’am,” the little girl told me.	383
While stripping off clothes, she asked, “Did you bring protection?”	361
For years, I went to a traveling circus know for its wacky mirrors whenever it came into town.	206
“He’s in a better place now.” My mother told me as we stood in front of my father’s grave.	84
As a dermatological surgeon, I know how to properly dispose of the excess skin from a patient.	75
“I thought you said the trash compactor doesn’t turn on by itself!” My brother’s voice echoed from inside.	75
As the Rector for the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna, we have a strict qualification exam.	57
I was lucky to have the chance to live in space.	53
“I can’t sleep.” My son cried.	26