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The audience point and laughed at the sight of the bulge in my pants.

355 upvotes • Blobyis_asimp

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When my husband & I saw that little bundle on our doorstep, we thought that God had FINALLY answered our prayers to start a family!

355 upvotes • LurkMaster909

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After her kidnappers let her call me, my wife begged me to pay her ransom.

355 upvotes • N_Wong

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When I asked my daughter who she was talking to, she said, “Mr. Tedderson,” the new teddy bear I had just bought her.

355 upvotes • TryHardKenichi

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After putting it off for a few days I finally replaced the batteries in my hearing aids.

355 upvotes • [deleted]

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As the blood stopped pooling round my ankles I was left with a certain sense of emptiness

355 upvotes • dummythiccccccccc

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[SEP22] "You will inherit millions" is what I was told.

355 upvotes • Vixie_Rose

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I was absolutely disgusted when I opened the Tupperware from the back of the refrigerator, exposing three moldy human fingers inside. NSFW

355 upvotes • AlmostSane67

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I knew i shouldnt have tried to kiss my favourite mouse goodbye

355 upvotes • JeIIy987

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She dove gracefully into the water with little splashing, a solid 9.5 out of 10 from the judges!

355 upvotes • Orion_Levy2

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The audience point and laughed at the sight of the bulge in my pants.	355	Blobyis_asimp
When my husband & I saw that little bundle on our doorstep, we thought that God had FINALLY answered our prayers to start a family!	355	LurkMaster909
After her kidnappers let her call me, my wife begged me to pay her ransom.	355	N_Wong
When I asked my daughter who she was talking to, she said, “Mr. Tedderson,” the new teddy bear I had just bought her.	355	TryHardKenichi
After putting it off for a few days I finally replaced the batteries in my hearing aids.	355	[deleted]
As the blood stopped pooling round my ankles I was left with a certain sense of emptiness	355	dummythiccccccccc
[SEP22] "You will inherit millions" is what I was told.	355	Vixie_Rose
I was absolutely disgusted when I opened the Tupperware from the back of the refrigerator, exposing three moldy human fingers inside. NSFW	355	AlmostSane67
I knew i shouldnt have tried to kiss my favourite mouse goodbye	355	JeIIy987
She dove gracefully into the water with little splashing, a solid 9.5 out of 10 from the judges!	355	Orion_Levy2