/u/Orion_Levy2's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I found the legendary Fountain of Youth, I couldnt control myself and jumped in immediately.

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"Honey, do you know how you got a tapeworm this time of year?" the doctor asked the little girl.

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They say the average person eats 8 spiders every year in their sleep, but that's just not true.

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With tears in her eyes my daughter looked up to me, saying "Look mommy, I'm beautiful."

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I tried suggesting to my a wife a few times we try another hole for fun, and tonight she finally agreed. NSFW

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I was relieved when the police arrested my murderous ex husband.

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I learned fun fact while raising tarantulas - they have soft pads on their feet like cats!

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Annoyed at how much hair was in my brush, I moved to yank the mass out.

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After leaving my abusive ex over 3 months ago, I finally got into a relationship again.

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She dove gracefully into the water with little splashing, a solid 9.5 out of 10 from the judges!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I found the legendary Fountain of Youth, I couldnt control myself and jumped in immediately.	14011
"Honey, do you know how you got a tapeworm this time of year?" the doctor asked the little girl.	3734
They say the average person eats 8 spiders every year in their sleep, but that's just not true.	1428
With tears in her eyes my daughter looked up to me, saying "Look mommy, I'm beautiful."	1414
I tried suggesting to my a wife a few times we try another hole for fun, and tonight she finally agreed. NSFW	811
I was relieved when the police arrested my murderous ex husband.	679
I learned fun fact while raising tarantulas - they have soft pads on their feet like cats!	594
Annoyed at how much hair was in my brush, I moved to yank the mass out.	425
After leaving my abusive ex over 3 months ago, I finally got into a relationship again.	414
She dove gracefully into the water with little splashing, a solid 9.5 out of 10 from the judges!	355