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It's 1999 and I finally got the job of my dreams, and I get payed when the project is finished.

351 upvotes • Baziee_

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My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better.

351 upvotes • Anthnight

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After a life of nothing but goodness,I finally passed away and woke up at the shockingly empty gates of heaven.

351 upvotes • Quirky_Ad4885

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I was confident in my knowledge of wilderness survival as I foraged plants for my supper.

351 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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I’ve been driving home for three days now

351 upvotes • Strange-Increase2577

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My mother-in-law, while talking to my husband, insisted that computers and machines would never be capable of thinking, learning, feeling, and existing as a human can.

351 upvotes • K1LLST34L3R

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My brother is running as fast as he can because his life depends on it.

350 upvotes • setagllib

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Two by two they climbed aboard, and in joy they screamed as it dropped

350 upvotes • hopefulartistic

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Sale: baby shoes

350 upvotes • dontcallmewave

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As the townspeople looked up at their horrible new demon king, they lingered on its every word in abject dread, helpless as the monster finally spoke, chaos dripping from its mouth:

350 upvotes • AngryBusinessCactus

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's 1999 and I finally got the job of my dreams, and I get payed when the project is finished.	351	Baziee_
My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better.	351	Anthnight
After a life of nothing but goodness,I finally passed away and woke up at the shockingly empty gates of heaven.	351	Quirky_Ad4885
I was confident in my knowledge of wilderness survival as I foraged plants for my supper.	351	GrantGorewood
I’ve been driving home for three days now	351	Strange-Increase2577
My mother-in-law, while talking to my husband, insisted that computers and machines would never be capable of thinking, learning, feeling, and existing as a human can.	351	K1LLST34L3R
My brother is running as fast as he can because his life depends on it.	350	setagllib
Two by two they climbed aboard, and in joy they screamed as it dropped	350	hopefulartistic
Sale: baby shoes	350	dontcallmewave
As the townspeople looked up at their horrible new demon king, they lingered on its every word in abject dread, helpless as the monster finally spoke, chaos dripping from its mouth:	350	AngryBusinessCactus