/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I heard loud knocks coming from the laundry room, thinking the washer was acting up again.

350 upvotes • amnSor

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My parents say I was a good baby, didn’t cry much.

350 upvotes • KP0DU

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I have been an atheist all my life.

350 upvotes • jak5467

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Never thought I’d make it past 16

350 upvotes • chronically-depresso

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"I told you already, Fred ISN'T REAL!" I yelled, tossing the boiling sauce pan in the direction of my son's imaginary friend.

350 upvotes • WereWoodScrews

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Being unable to speak never really bothered me much before today.

350 upvotes • nosir_nomaam

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I love going solo camping and taking pictures of nature with my disposable camera.

350 upvotes • nottoounimportant

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My brother keeps stealing my pencils, so I decided to exact revenge by hiding his pen.

350 upvotes • squanto420sqanching

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“When did we get a second cardboard cut-out of Ronald McDonald?” I texted my coworker from the stock closet as I closed up for the night.

350 upvotes • climbthatladder

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Hi there, I may be a stranger online but I just wanted to wish you luck and good fortune.

350 upvotes • pokedark101

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I heard loud knocks coming from the laundry room, thinking the washer was acting up again.	350	amnSor
My parents say I was a good baby, didn’t cry much.	350	KP0DU
I have been an atheist all my life.	350	jak5467
Never thought I’d make it past 16	350	chronically-depresso
"I told you already, Fred ISN'T REAL!" I yelled, tossing the boiling sauce pan in the direction of my son's imaginary friend.	350	WereWoodScrews
Being unable to speak never really bothered me much before today.	350	nosir_nomaam
I love going solo camping and taking pictures of nature with my disposable camera.	350	nottoounimportant
My brother keeps stealing my pencils, so I decided to exact revenge by hiding his pen.	350	squanto420sqanching
“When did we get a second cardboard cut-out of Ronald McDonald?” I texted my coworker from the stock closet as I closed up for the night.	350	climbthatladder
Hi there, I may be a stranger online but I just wanted to wish you luck and good fortune.	350	pokedark101