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I thought I was lucky when I married a mighty sorcerer.

347 upvotes • _DEUS-VULT_

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Don't look directly at the son, you could be blinded.

347 upvotes • DragMeTacoBell

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While I was cutting vegetables for dinner, the knife slipped and cut my arm.

347 upvotes • 339jimmyr

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I sat watching my wife smiling from the window.

347 upvotes • whoismaymay

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As I dried myself off in front of the bathroom mirror after my morning shower I winced at seeing what I had become.

347 upvotes • derf_vader

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"God, why have you allowed men like Pol Pot and Shiro Ishii to arise?" asked the angel.

347 upvotes • Upvoter_NeverDie

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I'm constantly asking people to talk louder because of my bad hearing.

347 upvotes • facts_of_tv

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Hey all, first time father here, just looking for a little advice from other parents….

347 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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The announcer greatly emphasized "until dead" when reading out my execution sentence via guillotine.

347 upvotes • amnSor

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My uncle Dave used to say, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."

347 upvotes • ___HeyGFY___

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought I was lucky when I married a mighty sorcerer.	347	_DEUS-VULT_
Don't look directly at the son, you could be blinded.	347	DragMeTacoBell
While I was cutting vegetables for dinner, the knife slipped and cut my arm.	347	339jimmyr
I sat watching my wife smiling from the window.	347	whoismaymay
As I dried myself off in front of the bathroom mirror after my morning shower I winced at seeing what I had become.	347	derf_vader
"God, why have you allowed men like Pol Pot and Shiro Ishii to arise?" asked the angel.	347	Upvoter_NeverDie
I'm constantly asking people to talk louder because of my bad hearing.	347	facts_of_tv
Hey all, first time father here, just looking for a little advice from other parents….	347	tasteofhemlock
The announcer greatly emphasized "until dead" when reading out my execution sentence via guillotine.	347	amnSor
My uncle Dave used to say, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."	347	___HeyGFY___