/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Genie, I wish there was enough food on this Earth that no one ever had to go hungry."

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"Welcome to Covid-19," the tour guide announced cheerfully, "known for its Sandy beaches, lush jungles, and snow capped mountains."

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"What's it like being dead?" the little girl asked me.

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"Seedless Watermelon, my ass," I thought as I spit a particularly large one back onto my plate.

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I laughed when the old gypsy woman told me I'd die falling off a chair.

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TIFU by not telling my boyfriend I had a penis.

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"Dad, why did mum have to die when I was born?" my daughter asked at bedtime tonight.

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"Mandela Effect?" my friend repeated, looking at me as if I had two heads.

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[FEB22] The beast resembled a classic centaur, except the top half was a beautiful naked woman and the bottom half was a fearsome tiger.

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I thought I had the scare of a lifetime when I found the dead man hanging from a noose deep in the forest.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Genie, I wish there was enough food on this Earth that no one ever had to go hungry."	17543
"Welcome to Covid-19," the tour guide announced cheerfully, "known for its Sandy beaches, lush jungles, and snow capped mountains."	13671
"What's it like being dead?" the little girl asked me.	13111
"Seedless Watermelon, my ass," I thought as I spit a particularly large one back onto my plate.	9942
I laughed when the old gypsy woman told me I'd die falling off a chair.	8701
TIFU by not telling my boyfriend I had a penis.	8165
"Dad, why did mum have to die when I was born?" my daughter asked at bedtime tonight.	8088
"Mandela Effect?" my friend repeated, looking at me as if I had two heads.	7774
[FEB22] The beast resembled a classic centaur, except the top half was a beautiful naked woman and the bottom half was a fearsome tiger.	3990
I thought I had the scare of a lifetime when I found the dead man hanging from a noose deep in the forest.	3655