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"Genie, I wish there was enough food on this Earth that no one ever had to go hungry."

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"Welcome to Covid-19," the tour guide announced cheerfully, "known for its Sandy beaches, lush jungles, and snow capped mountains."

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"What's it like being dead?" the little girl asked me.

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"Seedless Watermelon, my ass," I thought as I spit a particularly large one back onto my plate.

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I laughed when the old gypsy woman told me I'd die falling off a chair.

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TIFU by not telling my boyfriend I had a penis.

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"Dad, why did mum have to die when I was born?" my daughter asked at bedtime tonight.

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"Mandela Effect?" my friend repeated, looking at me as if I had two heads.

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The real victim of the pivot away from Kang/Jonathon Majors is Gugu Mbatha-Raw

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[FEB22] The beast resembled a classic centaur, except the top half was a beautiful naked woman and the bottom half was a fearsome tiger.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Genie, I wish there was enough food on this Earth that no one ever had to go hungry."	17543	TwoSentenceHorror
"Welcome to Covid-19," the tour guide announced cheerfully, "known for its Sandy beaches, lush jungles, and snow capped mountains."	13671	TwoSentenceHorror
"What's it like being dead?" the little girl asked me.	13111	TwoSentenceHorror
"Seedless Watermelon, my ass," I thought as I spit a particularly large one back onto my plate.	9942	TwoSentenceHorror
I laughed when the old gypsy woman told me I'd die falling off a chair.	8701	TwoSentenceHorror
TIFU by not telling my boyfriend I had a penis.	8165	TwoSentenceHorror
"Dad, why did mum have to die when I was born?" my daughter asked at bedtime tonight.	8088	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mandela Effect?" my friend repeated, looking at me as if I had two heads.	7774	TwoSentenceHorror
The real victim of the pivot away from Kang/Jonathon Majors is Gugu Mbatha-Raw	5779	marvelstudios
[FEB22] The beast resembled a classic centaur, except the top half was a beautiful naked woman and the bottom half was a fearsome tiger.	3990	TwoSentenceHorror