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I'm a thirty-two year old man, but the voice in my head, the one that narrates all my thoughts, sounds like an eight year old girl.

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[FEB22] "One Tiger, two Tiger, circus Tiger, zoo Tiger," I heard my daughter reciting a nursery rhyme I had never heard before.

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[WP] You wished (on something) that in the event of a barbaric post apocalyptic future, your right thigh bone would be the magic weapon that saves humanity, and that you'd be sentient for all of it. After thousands of years in the ground you wake up as a bone. It is finally happening.

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I couldn't believe my brother, who had everything going for him in his life, would ever hang himself.

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[NOV23] I don't know where my dimension hopping will lead next, but at least in this one people are finally believing me about the Mandela Effect.

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[JAN21] The year was 1821 and I was cold, tired and hungry, but all those go away with time.

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In the one hundred years since our group had colonized the Dark Side of the Moon no one had ever broken protocol and crossed over into the light until now.

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Scientists were horrified when it appeared Cordyceps made the jump from insects to humanity.

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This morning I also came home with a brand new puppy for my daughter.

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I thought it would be fine leaving my toddler sleeping in the backseat of my car while I ran into the drug store real quick to use the bathroom.

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I'm a thirty-two year old man, but the voice in my head, the one that narrates all my thoughts, sounds like an eight year old girl.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB22] "One Tiger, two Tiger, circus Tiger, zoo Tiger," I heard my daughter reciting a nursery rhyme I had never heard before.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You wished (on something) that in the event of a barbaric post apocalyptic future, your right thigh bone would be the magic weapon that saves humanity, and that you'd be sentient for all of it. After thousands of years in the ground you wake up as a bone. It is finally happening.	56	WritingPrompts
I couldn't believe my brother, who had everything going for him in his life, would ever hang himself.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV23] I don't know where my dimension hopping will lead next, but at least in this one people are finally believing me about the Mandela Effect.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN21] The year was 1821 and I was cold, tired and hungry, but all those go away with time.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
In the one hundred years since our group had colonized the Dark Side of the Moon no one had ever broken protocol and crossed over into the light until now.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
Scientists were horrified when it appeared Cordyceps made the jump from insects to humanity.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
This morning I also came home with a brand new puppy for my daughter.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought it would be fine leaving my toddler sleeping in the backseat of my car while I ran into the drug store real quick to use the bathroom.	51	TwoSentenceHorror