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With a grunt of pain, I slid the knife across my thumb knuckle and cut off the last of the fingers on my left hand.

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If you can read this please reply below.

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I thought you said this restaurant was staffed front and back, entirely by robots?

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At the end of his layout I placed a bag of my brother's favorite snacks in his coffin as one last in-joke between us.

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"If you're really me from the past, how come I don't remember any of this?" I asked the young man who looked and sounded exactly like me from my more innocent years.

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My birthday wish was that my divorced parents would be together again forever.

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I thought took every precaution not to get caught having sex with any of the dead girls that came into my morgue.

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[NOV23] As a novice stand up comedian one of my greatest fears is absolutely dying on stage.

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We regret to inform you this simulation will be ending ninety-five hours fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds from the time of this post.

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[FEB22] "One Tiger, two Tiger, circus Tiger, zoo Tiger," I heard my daughter reciting a nursery rhyme I had never heard before.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With a grunt of pain, I slid the knife across my thumb knuckle and cut off the last of the fingers on my left hand.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
If you can read this please reply below.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought you said this restaurant was staffed front and back, entirely by robots?	61	TwoSentenceHorror
At the end of his layout I placed a bag of my brother's favorite snacks in his coffin as one last in-joke between us.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
"If you're really me from the past, how come I don't remember any of this?" I asked the young man who looked and sounded exactly like me from my more innocent years.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
My birthday wish was that my divorced parents would be together again forever.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought took every precaution not to get caught having sex with any of the dead girls that came into my morgue.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV23] As a novice stand up comedian one of my greatest fears is absolutely dying on stage.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
We regret to inform you this simulation will be ending ninety-five hours fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds from the time of this post.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB22] "One Tiger, two Tiger, circus Tiger, zoo Tiger," I heard my daughter reciting a nursery rhyme I had never heard before.	57	TwoSentenceHorror