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The pain of having my toenail ripped off was like nothing I had ever felt before.

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"You don't get to be my age without acquiring a few skeletons in your closet," my Grandma said with a wink and a smile.

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I asked the old man why he didn't just get a glass eye.

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"I was born with five fingers on each hand just like everyone else," I explained.

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"Tell me about these supposed Angels that you see," the doctor said, smiling at the young girl.

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I look my rapist in the eyes every day, wishing I could have done something to stop him.

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I swung the shovel as hard as I could, connecting with my wife's forehead in a sickening, blood-spraying "crack!" that sent her spinning to the ground.

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I found my wife's body in the center of the living room floor twisted like a boneless husk.

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"Look, mom, I grew roses, your favorite," my son said, proudly holding up the pair of blood red blossoms in his hands.

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As my Tinder date kissed me harder, more aggressively, I felt a crawling tickle rise from the back of my throat into my mouth.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The pain of having my toenail ripped off was like nothing I had ever felt before.	72	TwoSentenceHorror
"You don't get to be my age without acquiring a few skeletons in your closet," my Grandma said with a wink and a smile.	71	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked the old man why he didn't just get a glass eye.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
"I was born with five fingers on each hand just like everyone else," I explained.	69	TwoSentenceHorror
"Tell me about these supposed Angels that you see," the doctor said, smiling at the young girl.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
I look my rapist in the eyes every day, wishing I could have done something to stop him.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
I swung the shovel as hard as I could, connecting with my wife's forehead in a sickening, blood-spraying "crack!" that sent her spinning to the ground.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
I found my wife's body in the center of the living room floor twisted like a boneless husk.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
"Look, mom, I grew roses, your favorite," my son said, proudly holding up the pair of blood red blossoms in his hands.	66	TwoSentenceHorror
As my Tinder date kissed me harder, more aggressively, I felt a crawling tickle rise from the back of my throat into my mouth.	63	TwoSentenceHorror