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Every reasonable person knows the Earth is not flat, but is there a maximum surface area you could sample where the Earth was statistically flat?

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"What the hell is a 'Nanite Apocalypse'?" my dad asked as he read the headline on this morning's newspaper.

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I forced open the apartment door and the stench of death punched me in the face.

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TIFU by taking a nap in the bath tub.

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"Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life!" my wife screamed at me

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As I sat in the dark watching my horror movie and shoveling snacks into my mouth a single thought entered my mind....

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[WP]You discover quite by accident you have the ability to talk to potatoes. Interestingly their personally differs depending on how they are cooked.

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A most very Important and Terrifying Revelation has just been bestowed upon me with which I have the urgent and utmost displeasure of sharing with you today to the detriment of all Mankind.

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My daughter didn't look well so I asked her if she had butterflies in her stomach.

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"I know this is just a nightmare" I said staring down at the strangely familiar man laying in my bed.

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