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[WP]An American visiting the zoo falls into a kangaroo's pouch and comes out a different kangaroo's pouch in Australia. it's complicated by the fact he has no passport.

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"Answer my riddle correctly and you may pass, incorrectly and you will be eaten," the Sphinx said as she stood towering above me with a hungry gleam in her eye.

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As I looked up at from my girlfriend's beautiful face from her lap, a single thought crossed my mine...

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The job was supposed to be easy, a single shot to the head to make it look like a suicide.

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The full moon hung in the sky shining bright ivory white like a polished cue ball.

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[WP] A woman tries to hire a psychic assassin to kill her unfaithful husband, but all his efforts to prove he's psychic end hilariously.

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Ever since I read about Demodex I get this phantom crawling sensation on my eyelashes at night.

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[WP] A massive alien invasion has just commenced. Everyone who has ever been "it" at the end of a game of tag has mysteriously gained random superpowers and is now tasked with fighting them off. You just tagged your 6 year old daughter...

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"A fart that could break the Earth in half."

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¿Por qué las palabras salen de mi boca en español?

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[WP]An American visiting the zoo falls into a kangaroo's pouch and comes out a different kangaroo's pouch in Australia. it's complicated by the fact he has no passport.	3	WritingPrompts
"Answer my riddle correctly and you may pass, incorrectly and you will be eaten," the Sphinx said as she stood towering above me with a hungry gleam in her eye.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
As I looked up at from my girlfriend's beautiful face from her lap, a single thought crossed my mine...	3	TwoSentenceHorror
The job was supposed to be easy, a single shot to the head to make it look like a suicide.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
The full moon hung in the sky shining bright ivory white like a polished cue ball.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] A woman tries to hire a psychic assassin to kill her unfaithful husband, but all his efforts to prove he's psychic end hilariously.	3	WritingPrompts
Ever since I read about Demodex I get this phantom crawling sensation on my eyelashes at night.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] A massive alien invasion has just commenced. Everyone who has ever been "it" at the end of a game of tag has mysteriously gained random superpowers and is now tasked with fighting them off. You just tagged your 6 year old daughter...	2	WritingPrompts
"A fart that could break the Earth in half."	2	TwoSentenceHorror
¿Por qué las palabras salen de mi boca en español?	2	TwoSentenceHorror