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[WP] After your 100th 'failed' attempt at making an FTL drive, aliens abduct you, sit you down and say "Look, we are tired of sabotaging you. Can you just stop?"
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[WP] The CIA tries to kill Clark Kent, not because they know he’s Superman, but because he’s a really good journalist. They keep making it look like an accident, but every plan fails. It’s a comedy as the CIA can’t figure out why their attempts always go wrong.
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[WP] When you adopted an orphaned werewolf cub, you expected to end up with a ravening blood-thirsty monster. Instead, you ended up with a fairly normal kid who occasionally becomes an adorable puppy.
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[WP] The genie tries to warn you of the implications before you cut him off, "I have no intention of wishing for it, but hypothetically, could you grant it?" you ask. "Yes, technically" the genie relents.
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[WP] Wizards actually hate learning spells, because every spell scroll first has to treat them to at least an hour's worth of useless diatribe about the writer's personal history with the spell.
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[WP] After you gave your master the standard 3 wishes, you told him to leave the lamp in a place like a women’s shelter or a homeless camp. Instead he sold your lamp to the highest bidder and now you are determined to twist the 3 wishes to the detriment of both your current and former master.
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[WP] All intelligent races, elves, dwarves, goblins, were created by higher beings. Humanity is an anomaly, born from evolution.
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[WP]Human blood turns darker with every evil act. One day the police knock on your door as they suspect you of killing your spouse. They bring you to a blood testing facility. Your blood is as white as fresh snow. You realize you can get away with anything, as you actually did kill your spouse.
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[WP] The Great Demoness fulfilled her part of the deal, curing your mother's illness in exchange for your firstborn. The next day, she showed up at your door wearing a black wedding dress.
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