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All my life, my mother has said it was an accident and not to blame myself for drowning my little brother in the bath tub while we were playing.

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Laying face down on the operating table, I heard my surgeon gasp as I felt the dulled sensation of her scalpel being dragged across the suspicious lump on the back of my neck.

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[DEC23] My Tinder date asked if she could bring along her sister for "Double the Fun" but I declined saying I only had time in my life for a relationship with one woman.

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Dad always joked that he couldn't live without Mom and hoped they would go out together in some kind of accident.

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"What did you do to my daughter?" I screamed at the man I hired for her birthday.

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"Death by Milk and Honey," I blurted out as the judge finished reading the options I had for my capital punishment.

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[NOV23] "Artemis,this is Houston, please respond!" Mission Control repeated frantically after a long silence.

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"Pick a number between one and nine," my captor smiled.

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"Welcome to the year 2123," a smiling man in a white labcoat said to me as I emerged from my short nap in the Sensory Deprivation Tank.

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"Come, on in," I cheerily invited my guests as I swung open my front door.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
All my life, my mother has said it was an accident and not to blame myself for drowning my little brother in the bath tub while we were playing.	3536
Laying face down on the operating table, I heard my surgeon gasp as I felt the dulled sensation of her scalpel being dragged across the suspicious lump on the back of my neck.	3134
[DEC23] My Tinder date asked if she could bring along her sister for "Double the Fun" but I declined saying I only had time in my life for a relationship with one woman.	3007
Dad always joked that he couldn't live without Mom and hoped they would go out together in some kind of accident.	2964
"What did you do to my daughter?" I screamed at the man I hired for her birthday.	2599
"Death by Milk and Honey," I blurted out as the judge finished reading the options I had for my capital punishment.	2568
[NOV23] "Artemis,this is Houston, please respond!" Mission Control repeated frantically after a long silence.	2479
"Pick a number between one and nine," my captor smiled.	2284
"Welcome to the year 2123," a smiling man in a white labcoat said to me as I emerged from my short nap in the Sensory Deprivation Tank.	1873
"Come, on in," I cheerily invited my guests as I swung open my front door.	1568