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I rubbed my rabbit's foot for good luck before sprinting from my hiding place.

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As I pushed our raft through the dark swamp waters, I couldn't help but reflect on how calming the nighttime sounds were.

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"Death and dismemberment?" I asked.

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I've always wanted a little brother or sister.

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My pareidolia was so extreme it was threatening to drive me mad so I turned to hypnosis for a cure.

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Well, there were worse things that could happen in life, I chuckled to myself, than being accidentally locked in a library for a weekend.

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[MAR23] The armored snaked howled in surprise as our brave warriors leapt out in front of it spears ready for the kill.

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I glanced in my rearview mirror for a second to see why my right eye was so itchy and watery

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Underneath a Clown's makeup is just an average normal unassuming human face.

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"Can you toss out the pair of high heels someone abandoned in the women's restroom?" my boss asked me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I rubbed my rabbit's foot for good luck before sprinting from my hiding place.	46
As I pushed our raft through the dark swamp waters, I couldn't help but reflect on how calming the nighttime sounds were.	44
"Death and dismemberment?" I asked.	43
I've always wanted a little brother or sister.	43
My pareidolia was so extreme it was threatening to drive me mad so I turned to hypnosis for a cure.	41
Well, there were worse things that could happen in life, I chuckled to myself, than being accidentally locked in a library for a weekend.	40
[MAR23] The armored snaked howled in surprise as our brave warriors leapt out in front of it spears ready for the kill.	38
I glanced in my rearview mirror for a second to see why my right eye was so itchy and watery	37
Underneath a Clown's makeup is just an average normal unassuming human face.	37
"Can you toss out the pair of high heels someone abandoned in the women's restroom?" my boss asked me.	36