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[MAR21] "Daddy, why is it called 'Spring'?"

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It was a beautiful day and there wasn't a single cloud in the clear blue sky.

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As the old-fashioned alarm clock went off, I knew it was the beginning of the end.

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"What's your number?" I finally asked the club girl I had been dancing with for the past hour.

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Absently I dug a chunk of lint from my belly button and flicked it onto the floor.

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As I took the contact lens from my right eye, I heard a "pop" and everything went blank on that side.

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I pounded furiously at the frozen lake trying to open the tiny crack even wider.

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Do you know what's happening inside a cocoon when a butterfly is being made?

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"Daddy, can you check under my bed for mobsters?"

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My Tinder dates profile said she wasn't like other girls and enjoyed rough horseplay and giving guys the ride of their lives.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAR21] "Daddy, why is it called 'Spring'?"	36
It was a beautiful day and there wasn't a single cloud in the clear blue sky.	36
As the old-fashioned alarm clock went off, I knew it was the beginning of the end.	36
"What's your number?" I finally asked the club girl I had been dancing with for the past hour.	36
Absently I dug a chunk of lint from my belly button and flicked it onto the floor.	35
As I took the contact lens from my right eye, I heard a "pop" and everything went blank on that side.	34
I pounded furiously at the frozen lake trying to open the tiny crack even wider.	34
Do you know what's happening inside a cocoon when a butterfly is being made?	33
"Daddy, can you check under my bed for mobsters?"	33
My Tinder dates profile said she wasn't like other girls and enjoyed rough horseplay and giving guys the ride of their lives.	32