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As I slipped further into a unconsciousness, a single question took hold that I feared would never know the answer to....

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My date and I were wildly making out when wig accidentally fell off.

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They say if you feel a sudden cold and a shudder running down your spine that means someone is walking on your grave.

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My big brother told me he had a secret hide and seek spot where I'd never be able to find him.

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I knew joining this "Cult of Unbounded Vision" was a bad idea when they pinned me to the ground, chanting, and forcibly tied the blindfold around my eyes.

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I killed my wife and daughter as well as hundreds others after they became shamblimg brain-craving zombies.

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With a resounding roar, everyone cheered as they witnessed the first human walking on the surface of the sun.

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There once was a limerick that is said, To bring life back to the dead, But if you make a gaffe, And the dead don't laugh, you'll be raising a Demon instead.

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My family doesn't believe me that our house is haunted.

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I held my breath as I watched the guillotine slide down with a sick thud.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I slipped further into a unconsciousness, a single question took hold that I feared would never know the answer to....	32
My date and I were wildly making out when wig accidentally fell off.	32
They say if you feel a sudden cold and a shudder running down your spine that means someone is walking on your grave.	32
My big brother told me he had a secret hide and seek spot where I'd never be able to find him.	32
I knew joining this "Cult of Unbounded Vision" was a bad idea when they pinned me to the ground, chanting, and forcibly tied the blindfold around my eyes.	31
I killed my wife and daughter as well as hundreds others after they became shamblimg brain-craving zombies.	29
With a resounding roar, everyone cheered as they witnessed the first human walking on the surface of the sun.	29
There once was a limerick that is said, To bring life back to the dead, But if you make a gaffe, And the dead don't laugh, you'll be raising a Demon instead.	29
My family doesn't believe me that our house is haunted.	28
I held my breath as I watched the guillotine slide down with a sick thud.	28