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After seven days of burning, the witch's howls or agony fell silent as she finally succumbed to the flames.

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"Congratulations on you transcendence," the voice echoed in the seamless white room around me, "please select your next destination."

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"The River keeps the Secrets of the Drowned."

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"What's 'death by irony?'" I asked my lawyer.

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"I was working in the garden and dug up what looks like a piece of a human thigh bone," my wife declared while we were eating dinner tonight.

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[APR23] Only an eccentric billionaire could have such a collection of beautiful and exotic albino and leucistic species from across the globe.

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As I looked at the old magazine photos with my grandma as she reminisced about the past I couldn't help but feel a twinge of jealousy.

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As I inspected the shriveled, leathery lump, it slowly dawned on me I was holding a dead, dismembered hand.

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I used science to prove a human soul weighs about point three-five kilograms.

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We were hiking in the woods when the most foul, ungodly smell wafted over us.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After seven days of burning, the witch's howls or agony fell silent as she finally succumbed to the flames.	8
"Congratulations on you transcendence," the voice echoed in the seamless white room around me, "please select your next destination."	8
"The River keeps the Secrets of the Drowned."	8
"What's 'death by irony?'" I asked my lawyer.	8
"I was working in the garden and dug up what looks like a piece of a human thigh bone," my wife declared while we were eating dinner tonight.	8
[APR23] Only an eccentric billionaire could have such a collection of beautiful and exotic albino and leucistic species from across the globe.	8
As I looked at the old magazine photos with my grandma as she reminisced about the past I couldn't help but feel a twinge of jealousy.	7
As I inspected the shriveled, leathery lump, it slowly dawned on me I was holding a dead, dismembered hand.	7
I used science to prove a human soul weighs about point three-five kilograms.	7
We were hiking in the woods when the most foul, ungodly smell wafted over us.	7