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The Chinese Fortune Cookie felt different than I expected as I crunched on it while reading my fortune.

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Growing up I had always thought Mermaids were just myth and legend until one just swam up to me one day while I was out fishing.

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[NOV23] Deciding I was too drunk to drive, I opted to ride in the back seat instead.

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[May2020]I was awoken by sudden shaking and the sounds of more highway construction.

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"Congrats," the doctor said as I opened my eyes, "the kidney transplants were a complete success."

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"Ayuda me. Ayuda me," I heard faintly whispered from the forest all around me.

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Is it bullshit that my wife claims her having testicles are a perfectly normal side effect of working at a nuclear power plant?

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The frogs stopped croaking. Why did the frogs stop croaking?

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Some primitive cultures believe that having your photograph taken causes you to lose part of your soul.

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"How do you know we are in the end times?" I asked skeptically.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Chinese Fortune Cookie felt different than I expected as I crunched on it while reading my fortune.	9
Growing up I had always thought Mermaids were just myth and legend until one just swam up to me one day while I was out fishing.	9
[NOV23] Deciding I was too drunk to drive, I opted to ride in the back seat instead.	9
[May2020]I was awoken by sudden shaking and the sounds of more highway construction.	9
"Congrats," the doctor said as I opened my eyes, "the kidney transplants were a complete success."	9
"Ayuda me. Ayuda me," I heard faintly whispered from the forest all around me.	9
Is it bullshit that my wife claims her having testicles are a perfectly normal side effect of working at a nuclear power plant?	9
The frogs stopped croaking. Why did the frogs stop croaking?	9
Some primitive cultures believe that having your photograph taken causes you to lose part of your soul.	8
"How do you know we are in the end times?" I asked skeptically.	8