/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Sonny boy, care to give an old woman a lift across this stream?" the kindly old woman asked me.

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"My baby Alex is so smart, his first words were numbers!" my coworker gushed as she shoved her iPhone in my face.

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"You can tell Alexa to turn all the lights on or off in our new house," my friend bragged.

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I was making out with a guy at the club when he started choking and gasping for air.

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The best bait to use should always give them hope," I explained, "but you always want to practice catch and release."

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"I love your adorable twin dresses!" I said to the perfectly identical curly-haired little blonde girls.

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"You have good, strong hands with many, many years still ahead of them," the fortune teller said tracing a long line on my palm.

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First there's fever, then rashes.

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"Oh God, not again," Sandra thought as she felt the sickening empty cramps that signaled her stomach violently being turned inside out.

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"I have a secret," my wife finally whispered to me after ten years of marriage.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sonny boy, care to give an old woman a lift across this stream?" the kindly old woman asked me.	1
"My baby Alex is so smart, his first words were numbers!" my coworker gushed as she shoved her iPhone in my face.	1
"You can tell Alexa to turn all the lights on or off in our new house," my friend bragged.	1
I was making out with a guy at the club when he started choking and gasping for air.	1
The best bait to use should always give them hope," I explained, "but you always want to practice catch and release."	1
"I love your adorable twin dresses!" I said to the perfectly identical curly-haired little blonde girls.	1
"You have good, strong hands with many, many years still ahead of them," the fortune teller said tracing a long line on my palm.	1
First there's fever, then rashes.	1
"Oh God, not again," Sandra thought as she felt the sickening empty cramps that signaled her stomach violently being turned inside out.	1
"I have a secret," my wife finally whispered to me after ten years of marriage.	1